little slut

i was thinking about this video today. i probably haven't seen it in 12 years.



it's pretty badass.

peanut budder

why did i post that?





i should somehow make my blog inaccessible when i'm drunk.

pound for pound

it's almost 6 in the morning......i guess adderall was a bad idea. whoops. erik just called me. i guess he didn't expect me to answer. i did. we had a nice conversation. sorry erik, next time you call me at 5:30 i probaby wont answer, unless i snort some adderall. but i don't plan on doing that again for a while. it's kind of lame.




my tummy hurts.

rubber bands

.......i think i got stoned last night







i just snorted some adderall. shit, what's chicago doing to me.





someone from lawrence, he'll remain unnamed, forced me........ok, not really.





i think i'm drunk right now. it's only 10. damn.




















kittens.

i could be at neon right now

i ripped a hole in the crotch of my pants today at work.

that was cool.

i also just ate like a cup and a half of cashews and almonds and now my tummy hurts.

i think i might be allergic to wheat gluten which sucks ass because it makes up about 2/3 of the menu where i work. the rest of it is fried. and i don't eat that either. but there is one salad i can eat.

i took a trip to the whole foods market today. it was a rainy walk to the bus stop but it felt really good. the whole foods market here is actually cheaper than the merc. so the merc can suck it.

i accidentally bought a lot of heavy things and didn't realize i had about 20 minutes of walking to do in the rain. then i was a really big idiot and bought coffee. there was no way i could carry that shit while walking in the rain and successfully drink my coffee. i ended up spilling most of it. it was shitty coffee anyway. not worth the 1.80 i spent on it.

i'm beginning to like my job more each day. my boss lets me choose which music to play so i just bring my ipod and play whatever i feel like. but i have to avoid depressing/offensive things. so that rules out about 72% of what i listen to.

it's interesting to see the kind of people that come into a vegan restaurant. i would never guess some of these people were vegan. it's actually really awesome. whenever someone gets excited about being vegan it makes me excited all over again. then i end up blabbing for like 5 minutes until i realize i should probably shut my mouth.

the people i work with are interesting as well. they're all totally different, but we all get along really well. i'm trying to teach the mexican boys that work in the kitchen to teach me spanish but i don't think they understand. one of them just calls me honey and sweetie or bonita, then he gives me the sexy eye. i remind him of my name and then shake my head.

i still don't think he knows my name.

i took pictures of my apartment to show yall but i'm too lazy to upload them right now. it would probably only take like 4 minutes........but.......i just don't feel like it. maybe tomorrow.

sometimes i feel like the new kid at school eagerly waiting for someone to invite them to the pizza party. too bad i'm so shy. it's ok, i'm keeping myself too busy to be lonely.

holy shit. did anyone ever play this game when they were little???!!!! i fucking loved this game. my brothers and i would play it all the time!!!!

anyway

happy birthday sally. i miss you. i wish i could be there to take "a few" birthday shots with you.

i hope this makes up for it.

sometimes i think i can melt into things, but i know i can't. you know, like alex mack, except i wouldn't turn into mercury or whatever, i would just take on the properties of whatever i melted into. i think that would be cool.

that was weird. i'm so high right now. you believe me......right tyler?

i wish, so i could fall asleep. i guess coffee fucks me up for 12 hours. should have thought about that around 11 this morning. whoops.

i noticed tonight on my walk home from work that my neighbors are currently prepared for every major holiday. they have christmas, halloween, easter, and the forth of july taken care of. i think i'll do that when i'm older and acutally give a shit about littering my house with holiday decor.

i'm done.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxxxxxxxxxxx

sloppy seconds

hey friends

i think today was productive. i job searched for about 5 hours and then came home and passed out for another few hours. this shit is exhausting. then i decided to take a walk. a long walk. out of hipsterville and to the city. it's about 3 miles from where i live. it was really great. there were a few sketchy areas that creeped me out along the way but i didn't get mugged. success! i decided to take the train back home instead of walking another hour or so.

i also ran into an old friend from lawrence randomly on the street today. weird. i like him but the only downer is that he used to be kind of obsessed with me. every time i would see him out he would beg me to marry him or he would tell me that he hated me. so........yeah. not really sure i actually want to hang out with him. but, hey, better than nothing. right?

i got the urge to go dancing tonight but i don't have anyone to go dancing with :(

where my bitchez at??!!!!

there are many hotties here. it's nice.

i think i've only seen 3 sorority type things walking around. that's also nice.

wayyyy too many hipsters. not so nice.

good vegan places. very nice.

here are some photos from sunday night when i hung out with baby birds. it was a good night.

this is my friend willie. we used to work together. somehow his roommates know people that know baby birds and other lawrence folks. strange connections.

this is my friend amanda. i met her last time i visited. unfortunately she doesn't live here. thumbs down to that. we have some good times together.

this is amanda's BF katie. she was fucked up. she was also really nice.

too cool for skool

too cool for TV

this was drew's first bus ride. EVER. well, he probably has ridden on a school bus at one point. but he was real excited none the less. i let drew and luke crash at my place cuz all the other shitfaced people were crashing at the other apartment. my roommate was awake when when got home making some weird puff pastry with her boyfriend thing. i hope i didn't freak her out by bringing home 2 guys on my second night there. whoops.

here are some pics from my going away pot luck. i had a fun night. i thought i took more photos than this but i guess not. too much alcohol.

i saw you

i've decided i don't like blogging. i begin to dread it every time the thought enters my mind. seems like a bad sign.

hey bobby malone.

it might also be because i've been sitting in my room alone for the past 3 hours watching documentaries online with the lights off. i think the illumination is fucking up my eyes.

i need a job

i just got the urge to eat raw garlic. i think it's a bad idea. isn't garlic supposed to make you horny?

real bad idea.

chicago is great.

it smells so good.