Monday, March 10, 2008

botanical gardens

sunday was all about recovery. i woke up after 3-4 hours of drunken sleep to move most of the shit i own to my moms house. my dad showed up around 11. i think he could tell i was fucked up. he asked if i had just woken up and i was like "yeah, uh, i'm tired...." i was so not functional enough to talk to family members. then we drove to my mom's to drop off my furniture. my brother and his soon to be wife were there along with my mom and stepdad. my real dad and step dad unloaded all my shit while i stuffed my face with pasta and corn. then my dad sped off without saying goodbye. i think he felt awkward.

i sat around and surfed the internet while my step dad and brother talked about mortgages for what seemed like an hour. i totally would have chimed in....if i knew what the fuck a mortgage was........the rest of the day was spent stuffing my face with carbs and lying around applying for jobs in chicago. no, i still don't have a job, so suck it. i didn't have the energy to drive home so i just stayed there.

today got off to a sucky start.

i woke up at my mom's house in spring hill to a 7am phone call from my work saying i was supposed to be working. whoops. apparently they changed my schedule and didn't notify me. whoops. i told them it would be a while. i took my sweet time. i was almost 2 hours late. my last day is friday so i really don't give a shit.

here are some photos from saturday night. this was a strange night, but overall i had a good time. this may be my last lawrence party :(

it was a good one


when ilenia and i first got there we walked in on this guy peeing. ilenia told him she "saw his dick" and he got all shy and walked out. ilenia and i giggled.


i don't remember the first band (or two) that played. but here is boo and boo too. i took wayyyyyy too many photos of them, i think because i got all sappy cuz i might never see them play again :( unless they come to chicago!!!!!! hint hint barrett

here's barrett rockin out


i like yr shoes dane.




we ran into this guy again so we invited him to come to the bathroom with us cuz we felt bad about giggling at him earlier. we chatted about blogs (go figure) and he wrote down his blog site on my arm. it's gone now but i think it said l-tard.com
he told me he stole his jacket from someone. oooo gurl better hope the owner of that jacket don't read my bloggggggggg. sucker.
after da bands finished barrett and gabe got the dance pardee started.




here's the dance party




snaggletooth



here's some more dance party





dane lookin' all sassy




ilenia informed me that she kept sticking my fingers in her mouth all night.
i guess this is proof.
it also amazes me how many times i take my camera to parties and look at pictures the next day and there are numerous pictures of me with mystery beers in my hand. i don't know if people give them to me or if i take them from people. probably both.
i don't even like beer.


there was a series of me and barrett making stupid faces. i only included a few. barrett won the fugly face contest this time.
yr tongue is hella wide.




sally pointed out that barrett either has is eyes closed or only half open in every pic i have of him. i informed her it's because he's always wasted.




here's barrett and ilenia gettin' all nasty




this could almost be a family portrait.
i don't know who took this. or why.



toward the end of the night i found barrett passed out. i still had a few hours of partying left in me so i tried to convince barrett to come dance. that's what happens when you mix monster energy and vodka.
i've also noticed that barrett passes out earlier than most. i think he condenses his hard partying into a few hours and passes out rather early. take it slow barrett.
i hope this isn't the last time i see everyone. i hope to be out thursday or friday or both depending.
here are some things i thought about today while i stared at bread.
childhood smells: i smelled something today that reminded me of my childhood but i couldn't figure out what it was. i hate that. but it made me happy anyway.
side ponytails: i never used to like them, but i think certain girls can pull them off. not the up high ones but the down low ones. unfortunately i can't experience a side ponytail for a long time.
craigslist: i was bored at my mom's on sunday so i browsed the lawrence craigslist. damn some people are nasty, other people are desperate. other people are desperate nastos. this one guy obviously didn't get his mac on at the bar so he got home and put a post on craigslist wanting to know if there was a lady out there who wanted to "finish the night right". sicknasty.
also, i would like to make a list of things that suck
-running downhill
-running uphill
-my hip
-dry skin















3 comments:

I.M. said...

dawg, i SENT you the wikipedia link to mortgages on your myspace a few months ago.. glad someone did their homework.

also, i wouldn't be reading this if we were at target..

gawd, are you talking to shhhnell about your blog??

tytytytytytytyty said...

yeah dry skin can suck it

1/2 Jalepeno 1/2 Pineapple said...

bitches and hoes. i know the penis guy you walked in on in the bathroom and you guys too, you;ve met him A LOT of other times while ive been around, that Adam, Manal's ex boy toy, and has been wearing those "signature" glasses for the last 4 years ive known him.
was he dick small??
oh small penis' are so funny. im glad i dont have one.
looks like a nice little dancy party.
wish i was there to stick my fingers in your mouth , i mean butthole, oops i mean earhole.
loveeeeeu.