my pillow smells

my mom called me this morning. i had just woken up and i was hungover. she told me about this business suit she found at macy's that was marked down from $280 to $80 but she wasn't sure if it would fit me. that's really the only part of the conversation i payed attention to. i don't even know if she ended up buying it for me.




i really want some orange juice right now.






i think the words "business suit" will make me cringe for the rest of my life.