my pillow smells

my mom called me this morning. i had just woken up and i was hungover. she told me about this business suit she found at macy's that was marked down from $280 to $80 but she wasn't sure if it would fit me. that's really the only part of the conversation i payed attention to. i don't even know if she ended up buying it for me.




i really want some orange juice right now.






i think the words "business suit" will make me cringe for the rest of my life.

i'm really surprised

i didn't get mugged last night.





i'm such an idiot sometimes.

yeah, i know

i haven't posted in a while. so what.

i've been on the phone with sprint for the past hour trying to get my bill figured out. i'm hella annoyed so this post might be bitchy. my roommates have had like 3 people over in the last 45 minutes to look at the apartment. they are all potential roommates of mine for the next few months but i really don't care to meet them. i just want them to leave so i can take a shower. it's kind of funny to listen to their conversations. all fake and bullshit. "yeah, OMG, it's so cute", "oh so youre in school, thats cool, blah blah blah blah".

heres some other childhood videos i was thinking about today.






i'm bored and poor.

this one's for my ladies

ah, the good ol' days

little slut

i was thinking about this video today. i probably haven't seen it in 12 years.



it's pretty badass.

peanut budder

why did i post that?





i should somehow make my blog inaccessible when i'm drunk.

pound for pound

it's almost 6 in the morning......i guess adderall was a bad idea. whoops. erik just called me. i guess he didn't expect me to answer. i did. we had a nice conversation. sorry erik, next time you call me at 5:30 i probaby wont answer, unless i snort some adderall. but i don't plan on doing that again for a while. it's kind of lame.




my tummy hurts.