cracked

gawd, this blogging bullshit takes up so much of my time. i've got to force myself to do this but i know the more i put it off the more i'm going to have to cover in my next blog. i'm going to update it as much as possible so that by the time i move i can be used to it and it will be part of my daily activities like brushing my teeth or drinking water. that'll be something to be proud of. i really have to pee but i don't want to even though the bathroom is 4 steps away. i'm just too into blogging. it also takes up a lot of time to read every one else's blog. so guys, if you could keep it short and sweet that would really help me out. no more rambling. i re read some of the blogs i've already written and i don't like it. i'm kind of negative and bitchy. oopsssss. i think i won't read my blogs anymore, otherwise i might stop writing them. did you know mcdonald's has movies now?? isn't that cool. neesa and her "friend" are over right now talking about movies. neesa is being weird. i went to the grocery store to by some food for my babies and to get some nori. i would go to checker's because it rocks but their nori sucks ass so i decided to go to dillon's. i was looking at the cat food and for some reason this particular brand really depressed me. i think it was because it was next to all the other cat food that was bright and colorful and this brand was so bland looking. and it's like they are trying to appeal to the consumer by making it all patriotic and shit. and it was only 22 cents.......damn. i actually considered buying it because it was hella cheap but then i was like, wow, i would feel really shitty if i took this home to my kitties and had to watch them eat this 22 cent food when they could have been eating 76 cent food. so i bought the 9 lives. they liked it. i got it for them because i feel bad for leaving them for 5 days. not that they give a shit or will even notice.


so, this weekend was pretty eventful thanks to neesa and her wild ways. thursday night neesa got in around 8:30pm because her flight got delayed. sucky. so we started drinking about 30 minutes later if not sooner. she wanted to go dancing so, of course, we ended up at neon. sally gave us a ride. thanks sally. i know i didn't thank you enough on the car ride over. it's amazing how drunk people can be so repetitive. it's like they forget that they said something so they have to repeat it 30 seconds later and it just keeps going on like that until they choose a different subject to not shut the fuck up about.


this was the pre party in my room. i was already shit faced after like 2 or 3 drinks for some reason. i think i put about 3 shots in each drink i made. whoops.

barrett looks so happy. probably because he's about to order another drink and get more shit faced. way to go.
neesa was a little freaked out when she saw this pic because she didn't like the idea of ilenia holding her passport. don't you trust your friends? although i'm pretty sure one of us has a photo of ilenia holding your passport over the toilet.

that's us drinking our to-go bottle in the bathroom. i think it was 70% vodka and 30% diet coke. no wonder our night went so well.

toward the end of the night barrett started dancing on the bleachers. he thought it would be fun to tear down the ceiling and throw it. i wonder if he woke up with a headache.

when we got home i went straight for the bread and peanut butter. bad idea. i've had some bad experiences mixing peanut butter and alcohol in the past. i went to bed and barfed all over my alarm clock and the book i've been reading. i think some of it got on my shoes too. i won't be able to eat peanut butter for another couple of months now.

the next morning ilenia and i decided to make sushi for breakfast. the nori we had (yeah, the shit from checkers) was all broken so the sushi turned out like this. it was still good.

later that night i was really tired and felt like going to bed but i knew that wasn't going to happen. it was party night!!!!!!!!! erik and stephen came over along with tyler, dan and ana luna (don't know if i totally butchered that or not. oopss). we all pre partied together and sall came out to put some stickers on our shirts, and faces

erik, stephen, dan and tyler worked on their "wizard staffs" which entails taping all the beer you drink throughout the night together so by the end of the night everyone knows how shit faced you are. sally took it upon herself to write shit all over everyone. "wizard stuff" was erik's tummy tatoo.

we also go facial stickers.
erik being all bitchy
ooo look, erik's all ready got 3 beers on his wizard staff.

i think i was trying to take a picture of sally and ana luna's curly hair but erik kind of took over with his wizard staff and gorilla face.

i think i kept taking and deleting pictures of neesa and me because my finger was covering the lense and i couldn't figure out why the pictures weren't turning out. i'm such a dummy when i'm drunk.
more gorilla.
i think stephen had the best faces this weekend

dan is doing his best to keep up with the umbros

i think i took erik into the bathroom 3 or 4 times thoughout the night under the idea i was going to show him my anus. but in reality i just wanted to take a picture of him in the bathroom with the expectation of him seeing my anus and then realizing it wasn't going to happen. i got a real kick out of doing this all night. look how disappointed he looks.

i forced my sweater upon gabe because i told him he needed to participate in the theme. he came to me later complaining that the neck was too tight or something. i think i called him a pussy and told him to put it back on. sorry about that gabe.

i think someone gave me a permanent marker and i thought it would be funny to write "suck it" on everyone around me.

at one point sally came into my room with her oven mit. she stole barrett's glasses and my bank statement and was talking in a really high pitched voice about something.

here's stephen starting up the dance party.

here's the dance party

here's the second time of the night somone broke my shower. thanks stephen.

i came out of the bathroom at one point and this is what i found. some guy brought bottle rockets to the party and was handing them out. stephen and erik got ahold of some and set them off in my room. for some reason i was totally cool with it and was cheering them on. then the fire alarm went off. erik didn't like that sound so he ripped it down and threw it across my room. oh, by the way erik, i did find it. it was shoved in a corner by my bed.

my bitchy neighbor called the cops because some bitches (guarav and stephen i think) shot off some bottle rockets in the street. i think everyone tried to hush each other so maybe the cops would just go away, but they should know that drunk and stoned people forget why they're being quiet and start blabbing again 10 seconds later. so eventually someone came to my room to tell me and i went out and talked to him. he was pretty bitchy but he wasn't going to charge me or break up the party. all i remember saying is "i understand" like 30 times. i probably didn't understand anything.

the wizard staff has grown.

this was another time i brought erik into my bathroom under false pretenses. and i think it was the 3rd time my shower was broken that night.

progress was made. i like the fact that all erik's beer is hamm's but stephen has quite the variety. this gives me the impression that erik just drank the beer he bought but stephen went around taking whatever he could find.

at some point in the night the party moved to my bedroom. it looks like a dance party but i'm pretty sure there was no music playing. maybe we were shooting off more bottle rockets. who knows.

i think i passed out around 2 or 2:30. erik said the party kept going until 4. the only people left were a few guys who were wrestling on the kitchen floor.

the next morning the house was trashed. but don't worry, the wizard staffs survived the night

party.

yeah, we went to burger king the next morning. don't tell anyone.

after buger king we went home and cleaned. it didn't seem to take very long but our recycling is where it should be after one month, not one night.

we had plans to karaoke later that night at encore so we started drinking again at around 8:30. neesa went with bob to watch the KU game earlier in the afternoon so already had 8 beers by the time she came over. it was pretty entertaining. she was pissing erik off so he sprayed her with the pussy repellant and then she sprayed him with pam. he didn't like that.

this is at karaoke. i don't know if erik is making that face because of the picture ilenia is showing him or if it's because he's just getting into the tunes.

ben was getting into it. he does it on a regular basis with his grandparents. it's hard to imagine grandparents karaokeing.

erik was gettin' all hot and bothered so he had to remove his schweater.

this is neesa singing the backstreet boys. she loved every second of it, even if she doesn't remember doing it.

we partied pretty hard at encore. it was wild. at one point everyone was dancing and singing on the benches. no one was on the floor anymore. and microphones weren't necessary.

after this we rushed over to a party in north lawrence to see baby birds don't drink milk (gawd that's a lot to type). we were all wasted by the time we got there, except erik (i hope, considering he was the one driving my car). BTW erik, i noticed my car is a little more fucked up than it was yesterday afternoon. my left blinker doesn't work and my gear changer handle thing has been ripped off. it's cool.

sally looks genuinely upset.

when we all got to the party we were bitching about how there was no alcohol but then 5 minutes later beers just materialized in our hands. i don't know who gave them to us but i think ilenia had the fancy one and i had a hamm's. i don't even like beer. why do i do this?

wasted.

in conclusion, the weekend was a success. here were my accomplishments

1. i barfed on my alarm clock

2. i broke the camera i bought a month ago by dancing on it at neon

3. got my shower broken

4. didn't go to work for 3 days in a row

5. ate at burger king

6. got my house trashed

7. got myself trashed

i love you neesa.